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Dari semua makhluk Tuhan hanya ada satu yang tidak bisa dijadikan budak cambukan. Yaitu kucing. Jika manusia bisa dikawinkan dengan kucing, itu akan memperbaiki manusia, tetapi itu akan memperburuk kucing.

Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.

Keakraban membiakkan penghinaan - dan anak-anak.

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does the work.

Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.

Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping.

It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.

Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.

The finest clothing made is a person's own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this.

A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.

It is better to take what does not belong to you than to let it lie around neglected.

Segala yang Anda butuhkan dalam hidup ini adalah ketidaktahuan dan keyakinan, dan kemudian kesuksesan itu pasti.

Umur adalah harga yang tertinggi untuk membayar kedewasaan.

Keberanian adalah perlawanan terhadap rasa takut, penguasaan atas rasa takut, bukan peniadaan rasa takut.

Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.

Grief can take care if itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.