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George Washington, as a boy, was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth. He could not even lie.

Menarilah bagaikan tak seorangpun sedang menonton.

A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.

He is now rising from affluence to poverty.

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.

Kita sangat berhutang budi pada Adam, dermawan terbesar pertama bagi umat manusia: dia membawa kematian ke dunia.

Jangan berdebat dengan orang-orang bodoh, karena mereka akan menyeret Anda ke tingkat mereka dan kemudian mengalahkan Anda dengan pengalaman.

Tidak ada yang lebih menyedihkan daripada pesimis muda.

A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read.

I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.

Ras manusia memiliki senjata yang efektif dan itu adalah tawa.

The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a banner.

The educated Southerner has no use for an 'r', except at the beginning of a word.

Semua pendapat musuh kita adalah gila.

Let us not be too particular; it is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all.

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

The Public is merely a multiplied 'me.'

The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.

I never let schooling interfere with my education.

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.