Comedian

Alienation, I suppose, can't be hackneyed because it will always exist.

Jokes are so personal, and they bring us together in so many ways.

Sometimes, occasionally, people will make out in the audience, completely not aware that there's a human being onstage just yards away from them, who can see them. Sometimes people think that you're on television while you're onstage, so you're not even a person.

Sometimes people say, 'You're the best at digressions.' And that's actually a real compliment to me.

If I dream that I'm directing, it's not a film, it's like a commercial for cotton candy, and I've got four feet of cotton candy all around me that I've got to break through, like a brick wall or a fortress.