Mo Rocca

Writer

84 Quotes

I know a lot about a few things - mostly useless things.

Christmas is a stocking stuffed with sugary goodness.

I was not a jock in high school. I know, you're shocked.

Did I end up finding a little blue pill to cure America's electoral dysfunction? Unfortunately, it's not that simple.

The most important thing is to write material that YOU think is funny. If you don't think it's funny, but you're convinced that other people will think it is, well they won't.

It's much easier to make jokes about sensitive issues if there is some dissent, some conflict.

The most important thing is to write material that YOU think is funny. If you don't think it's funny, but you're convinced that other people will think it is, well they won't.

Christmas is a stocking stuffed with sugary goodness.

I don't think everyone should vote. If you have to be dragged into the polls, carried into the polls and smelling salts have to be used, you probably shouldn't be voting. However, we shouldn't be putting up barriers to voting that target certain groups.

My sophomore year I spent exactly one day on the JV football team. It was the tryout day.

I think that Obama is very cool. And I think he's clever, and I think he can be witty. But I don't think he's funny in either the way that Reagan was funny - or John McCain and Dick Cheney are both funny in that ruthless, kind of mean way.

While some of my closest friends were jocks, it seemed that they spoke a different language with each other. Joining in their conversation was fraught with risk.

I wish I had played team sports. I think every kid should. Teamwork builds character - teaches people about leadership and cooperation.

It's interesting, because I tend to trust a man with big ears.

I can't be everything to everyone. Send me your specs.

Think of all that hard work our founding fathers put in - the revolutionizing, the three-fifths compromising, having to write the entire Constitution with a quill - and yet they neglected to include the right to vote.

Yes, I still love 'South Park,' but I also love morning TV now.

If I had a time machine I would go back 30 years and show up at my grandmother's apartment before the gargantuan meals she would serve and I would help her.

I can't be everything to everyone. Send me your specs.

If there's one thing that everyone can agree on, it's that, right or wrong, they hate the press.

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