Comedian

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

Orang-orang mengatakan bahwa sindiran telah mati. Tidak mati; itu hidup dan tinggal di Gedung Putih.

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills - no, no. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.

With film roles, it just has to be a character either I haven't done before, or a role with somebody really interesting or with an interesting person or group of people.

I knew Matt Damon and Ben Affleck were really talented. As actors, they were both studly young men, and they had great writers' chops.

Sometimes you have to make a movie to make money.

I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish.

I love kids, but they are a tough audience.

I do believe in love; it's wonderful - especially love third time around, it's even more precious; it's kind of amazing.

Musim semi adalah cara alam untuk mengatakan, 'Mari berpesta!'.

I think it's great when stories are dark and strange and weirdly personal.

I don't do well with snakes and I can't dance.

I have an idea for a movie called 'The Walken Dead' which is about a town where, instead of zombies, everyone becomes Chris Walken.

One of my favourite actors of all time, although he doesn't necessarily play villains, is Peter Lorre.

The idea of Juilliard was that it would give you this toolbox full of skills that you could take with you and apply to anything.

When I went home from Juilliard, I couldn't find acting work.

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

I was only a leading man for a minute; now I'm a character actor.

Carpe per diem - seize the check.