A lawyer's dream of heaven: every man reclaimed his property at the resurrection, and each tried to recover it from all his forefathers.
Orang mati harus dihakimi seperti penjahat, tidak memihak, tetapi mereka harus diberi kesempatan untuk meragukannya.
A friend who cannot at a pinch remember a thing or two that never happened is as bad as one who does not know how to forget.
Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.
Vaccination is the medical sacrament corresponding to baptism. Whether it is or is not more efficacious I do not know.
Christ: I dislike him very much. Still, I can stand him. What I cannot stand is the wretched band of people whose profession is to hoodwink us about him.
Persatuan mungkin merupakan kekuatan, tetapi itu hanyalah kekuatan kasar yang buta kecuali jika diarahkan dengan bijaksana.