You don't need a critic to tell you people aren't laughing.
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Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?
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I'm never proper or careful, but I never curse in front of my mother, either.
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I love what's happened to me, but when I was a kid, I wanted to be the president of the United States.
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I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.
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I'm severely overrated. I'm just above a hack. That should be the name of my new DVD: 'Chris Rock: Slightly Above Hack'.
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The key to staying together is making sure you guys like each other and need each other.
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I live way below my means.
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When I started out in comedy, it was common knowledge that it took about 10 years to get good. And that was okay because it took you about 9 years to get on television.