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Sometimes you forget you're famous. You wonder, 'Why is that person staring at me?'

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You do a clean show and it's over and the audience have enjoyed themselves and you've enjoyed yourself, and you haven't had to resort to shock.

I don't know how to do a show not in front of a live audience.

You're not dead at 85. You're a long way from it. Go out and enjoy. You've earned it.

I have to warn you, I'm not just some sitcom guy. I'm now an author.

I worked in accounting for two and a half years, realized that wasn't what I wanted to do with the rest of my life, and decided I was just going to give comedy a try.

The greatest comedian I've ever seen is Jack Benny. He wasn't afraid of the silences.

What you see on stage is pretty much the way I am... a dry sense of humor.

Semua komedian, bertindak dengan cara, anarkis. Tugas kita adalah mengolok dunia yang ada.

I've been told to speed up my delivery when I perform. But if I lose the stammer, I'm just another slightly amusing accountant.

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Sometimes you forget you're famous. You wonder, 'Why is that person staring at me?'

Sometimes you forget you're famous. You wonder, 'Why is that person staring at me?'

Sometimes you forget you're famous. You wonder, 'Why is that person staring at me?'

Sometimes you forget you're famous. You wonder, 'Why is that person staring at me?'

Sometimes you forget you're famous. You wonder, 'Why is that person staring at me?'

Sometimes you forget you're famous. You wonder, 'Why is that person staring at me?'

Sometimes you forget you're famous. You wonder, 'Why is that person staring at me?'

Sometimes you forget you're famous. You wonder, 'Why is that person staring at me?'

Sometimes you forget you're famous. You wonder, 'Why is that person staring at me?'

Sometimes you forget you're famous. You wonder, 'Why is that person staring at me?'

Sometimes you forget you're famous. You wonder, 'Why is that person staring at me?'

Sometimes you forget you're famous. You wonder, 'Why is that person staring at me?'

Sometimes you forget you're famous. You wonder, 'Why is that person staring at me?'

Sometimes you forget you're famous. You wonder, 'Why is that person staring at me?'

Sometimes you forget you're famous. You wonder, 'Why is that person staring at me?'