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I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling.

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People used to say I'm regional, but I'm not... We all have the same human condition.

Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won't give my TV show. I put it in my live show.

Let's face it: a lot of my material comes from the stuff that happens to me on the road.

When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.

I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.

It went from Bob Newhart to Flip Wilson to Bill Cosby to Richard Pryor to George Carlin to Cheech and Chong. I had all these records.

You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.

As a small child, I could watch anything happen and tell a story, and it was funny.

My life has been wild enough to derive all of the stories you need out of it. I've been through many, many years of behavioral problems, so I don't really look outside for stories.

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I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling.

I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling.

I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling.

I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling.

I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling.

I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling.

I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling.

I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling.

I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling.

I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling.

I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling.

I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling.

I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling.

I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling.

I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling.