To be a comedian, you have to have some darkness behind it. I certainly draw on my past, and it helps.
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I became a big Kings fan, and then later on my hometown of Ottawa got a team, so then I was very, very torn. I just love both of those teams very much.
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I know Chandler is similar to me. But if you watched my life for a week, there would be many more boring parts.
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I was a guy who wanted to become famous. There was steam coming out of my ears, I wanted to be famous so badly. You want the attention, you want the bucks, and you want the best seat in the restaurant. I didn't think what the repercussions would be.
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When I was younger, I used humour as a tool to avoid getting too serious with people - if there was deep emotional stuff going on, then I would crack a joke to defuse the situation.
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When I die, I'd like' Friends' to be listed behind 'helping people.'
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Nine times out of 10, women don't want to fix a problem, they just want to be understood. I'll never get that.
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I have what I like to call a 'chinneck.' My chin just flows rather easily into my neck.
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The thing that I'm most proud of in my life is that if a stranger came up to me and said, 'I can't stop drinking. I can't stop drinking. Can you help me?' I can say, 'Yes, I can help you.'