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If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

- Milton Berle
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Milton Berle
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If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?