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Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.
I don't know why I ever come in here. The flies get the best of everything.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.
Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.
All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
