I just have this sense of entitlement that I should be able to feel comfortable at all times, like I could go to bed at any moment in what I'm wearing.
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I like to create stuff. I like to express myself through jokes.
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It's not hard for me to be funny. But it's really hard. I don't think a lot of people are funny. I meet a lot of people, and most of them aren't funny.
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I love watching TV.
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My regimen is I wake up, usually around 8:30, brush my teeth, and splash water on my face.
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I've always been really dark, and drawn to darker humor. Nothing has been forced, and I don't say anything for shock value.
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I'll never forget the day I realized I wasn't quite the Ford model I thought I was.
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People get really turned off by feminism.
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I love standing at a microphone and making a room of people laugh. That's the part of the work I love; everything else is extraneous.