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Happiness can't start with external stuff, whether that's money or success or your body.

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I just have this sense of entitlement that I should be able to feel comfortable at all times, like I could go to bed at any moment in what I'm wearing.

I like to create stuff. I like to express myself through jokes.

It's not hard for me to be funny. But it's really hard. I don't think a lot of people are funny. I meet a lot of people, and most of them aren't funny.

I love watching TV.

My regimen is I wake up, usually around 8:30, brush my teeth, and splash water on my face.

I've always been really dark, and drawn to darker humor. Nothing has been forced, and I don't say anything for shock value.

I'll never forget the day I realized I wasn't quite the Ford model I thought I was.

People get really turned off by feminism.

I love standing at a microphone and making a room of people laugh. That's the part of the work I love; everything else is extraneous.

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Happiness can't start with external stuff, whether that's money or success or your body.

Happiness can't start with external stuff, whether that's money or success or your body.

Happiness can't start with external stuff, whether that's money or success or your body.

Happiness can't start with external stuff, whether that's money or success or your body.

Happiness can't start with external stuff, whether that's money or success or your body.

Happiness can't start with external stuff, whether that's money or success or your body.

Happiness can't start with external stuff, whether that's money or success or your body.

Happiness can't start with external stuff, whether that's money or success or your body.

Happiness can't start with external stuff, whether that's money or success or your body.

Happiness can't start with external stuff, whether that's money or success or your body.

Happiness can't start with external stuff, whether that's money or success or your body.

Happiness can't start with external stuff, whether that's money or success or your body.

Happiness can't start with external stuff, whether that's money or success or your body.

Happiness can't start with external stuff, whether that's money or success or your body.

Happiness can't start with external stuff, whether that's money or success or your body.