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I love standing at a microphone and making a room of people laugh. That's the part of the work I love; everything else is extraneous.

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I love standing at a microphone and making a room of people laugh. That's the part of the work I love; everything else is extraneous.

I love standing at a microphone and making a room of people laugh. That's the part of the work I love; everything else is extraneous.

I love standing at a microphone and making a room of people laugh. That's the part of the work I love; everything else is extraneous.

I love standing at a microphone and making a room of people laugh. That's the part of the work I love; everything else is extraneous.

I love standing at a microphone and making a room of people laugh. That's the part of the work I love; everything else is extraneous.

I love standing at a microphone and making a room of people laugh. That's the part of the work I love; everything else is extraneous.

I love standing at a microphone and making a room of people laugh. That's the part of the work I love; everything else is extraneous.

I love standing at a microphone and making a room of people laugh. That's the part of the work I love; everything else is extraneous.

I love standing at a microphone and making a room of people laugh. That's the part of the work I love; everything else is extraneous.

I love standing at a microphone and making a room of people laugh. That's the part of the work I love; everything else is extraneous.

I love standing at a microphone and making a room of people laugh. That's the part of the work I love; everything else is extraneous.

I love standing at a microphone and making a room of people laugh. That's the part of the work I love; everything else is extraneous.

I love standing at a microphone and making a room of people laugh. That's the part of the work I love; everything else is extraneous.

I love standing at a microphone and making a room of people laugh. That's the part of the work I love; everything else is extraneous.

I love standing at a microphone and making a room of people laugh. That's the part of the work I love; everything else is extraneous.