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To me, it's very exhilarating when somebody else does a great thing, and it's not me.
I definitely look at my body and I go: 'Yuck.'
I do actually use a boxing trainer when I train for stand-up.
I was a nerd growing up, and I'm a little antisocial and awkward.
It's hard to know where your thoughts come from, especially when you have a thirst for material because you need it professionally.
Perception is created and twisted so quickly.
I could never sit down and write jokes.
America's a family. We all yell at each other. It all works out.
Pushing the envelope' sort of implies that you're inside the envelope with everyone else, and you're trying to find the edges on the outsides.
I thought about going to NYU film school - that was this ideal to me. But I didn't make any kind of grades in high school.