"My life is gardening, cleaning around the house and power washing." — J. B. Smoove

I would only take a role that I know I'm comfortable in and I can do. I've turned down plenty of things because I'd feel it's not me, and I wouldn't want to come on someone's project and flip that.

If a director brings a guy to their movie who does improv, they've got to let him do what he does - otherwise it's like bringing Michael Jordan to your basketball team and telling him to just pass the ball and don't shoot.

True Yankees fans know an up-and-coming player when they see one.

My life is gardening, cleaning around the house and power washing.

I loved Peter Sellers. I thought he was the perfect mix of physical comedy with out-of-the-box humor. I loved his tone; I loved his physicality; I loved everything about what he was doing as a comedic actor.

You got to start by doing little things if your quest is to take over the world.

I'm trying to be the Jay-Z of comedy one day. I don't know if there's any comedy moguls out there, but I would love to be the first comedy mogul.

You want your lady to be a contortionist. What man wouldn't want a lady who's a contortionist?

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My life is gardening, cleaning around the house and power washing.