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Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.
If you can laugh together, you can work together.
Do your kids a favor - don't have any.
Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.
A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.
The secret of writing comedy is to know where it's all going, then get ahead of it.
Telling a joke is risk taking. Younger people are more insecure and not willing to put themselves on the line, so a quick one-liner is much safer.
Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.
I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.
Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.