You do a clean show and it's over and the audience have enjoyed themselves and you've enjoyed yourself, and you haven't had to resort to shock.
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I don't know how to do a show not in front of a live audience.
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You're not dead at 85. You're a long way from it. Go out and enjoy. You've earned it.
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I have to warn you, I'm not just some sitcom guy. I'm now an author.
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I worked in accounting for two and a half years, realized that wasn't what I wanted to do with the rest of my life, and decided I was just going to give comedy a try.
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The greatest comedian I've ever seen is Jack Benny. He wasn't afraid of the silences.
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Sometimes you forget you're famous. You wonder, 'Why is that person staring at me?'
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What you see on stage is pretty much the way I am... a dry sense of humor.
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