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I never wanted to be road comic.

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I have many favorite vacation destinations, but my favorite destination is Maui.

I think I am against stereotype. Generally, Asian guys are more quiet - they study and have a good work ethic. Generally, I have none of those things.

I'm hoping that, over the years, people will come back to 'MADtv' and think it isn't that bad. We had some really talented people on there.

You gotta understand, there are two different kinds of Asians - the kind who are good at school, obey their parents, go to college - that kind of stuff. And then you have my family - me, my brother, all of my cousins - we're just wretched people.

Koreans are hilarious.

I guess I am in handsome - in certain parts of the world. If I was, like, in Mongolia, living on a mountain and in my village, I could be the hottest guy. In L.A., I'm... average?

Stand-up is the only thing I have complete control over. There's something to be said for that.

Shopping in Thailand is super cheap and generally high quality. Bangkok is also safe. If you see anybody wearing camouflage holding a machete, don't be scared. They sell coconuts.

I think people just think I am crazy because they see me doing stand-up, but I am generally not. I am very sad. I'm one of those guys that lights candles and listens to Rachmaninoff.

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I never wanted to be road comic.

I never wanted to be road comic.

I never wanted to be road comic.

I never wanted to be road comic.

I never wanted to be road comic.

I never wanted to be road comic.

I never wanted to be road comic.

I never wanted to be road comic.

I never wanted to be road comic.

I never wanted to be road comic.

I never wanted to be road comic.

I never wanted to be road comic.

I never wanted to be road comic.

I never wanted to be road comic.

I never wanted to be road comic.