I think it's a comedian's job to make everything funny. Nothing is off-limits.

I got my first laptop, what I learned to do everything on, when I was 17 or 18, and I had no idea what I was doing. I'd only ever produced on an 8-track before. When I was about 13 and writing songs, I would write on that. It would literally be eight tracks, and that's all I had.

You can't do without philosophy, since everything has its hidden meaning which we must know.

Everyone believed the Senate could not really be led. It used to take so long to rise up through seniority. In two years Lyndon Johnson is assistant leader of his party. In four years he is the leader of his party.

What is certain is that plurality and diversity are not, and never can be, a natural 'byproduct' of unregulated market forces.

I've never been dumped, but I'm sure it will happen.

My career is my whole life, so if I'm not happy with that, it affects everything else.

We must ensure not only that everyone receives equal pay for equal work, but that they have the opportunity to do equal work.

While I was growing up, all the boys used to be my buddies. I never got that special kind of attention from them, and I was the tomboy around. Although I've become an actress today, I still have those traits.

I like to sit down every day and not know where the book is going. I have no idea where the book is going to go or how it's going to end as I'm writing it.

I just want to have fun and party with everyone around the world. That's the only rule, to have fun.

The reverberation of the freedom of making 'Schizopolis' absolutely resulted in 'Out of Sight' and everything that followed.

You never see Coke and Pepsi doing attacks to each other. It would depress the product category of soft drinks.

Everyone seems quite good at stories and making them up.

When I'm working with Red One, we all have to do everything, from making sets and costumes to tearing tickets. Forget about craft services! So when I get on a film set, it's a thrill to be just working as an actor.

As ubiquitous as the brands of the warehouse clubs are - Costco, BJ's and Sam's - they're not everywhere. If you have less than a million people in your town, or less than 500K, you might never get access to wholesale savings.

We're talking to every third-party supplier every day of the week, and our traders are talking to them and buying products from them. When we're doing that, we see opportunities which no one else sees.

If you bungle raising your children, I don't think whatever else you do matters very much.

Sometimes the hardest decision is to say no to something, and I think when you're less confident or when you're younger, you say yes to everything, and as you get older, you realise you don't need to.

It is never too late to be what you might have been.