Humor is the most important thing in life. It trumps everything else, and it's the only thing that helps me deal with everything else.
Anything goes when I perform. That's the way it's been since I started. I do whatever I want, and I know my humor isn't for everybody.
The biggest void that people can have in their lives is a sense of humor. Spending your life with someone who doesn't have that wouldn't be palatable.
I don't take Twitter that serious. It's all in good humor. I've made fun of people on Twitter and it's whatever.
Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humor. He will always use it in evidence against you.
Having a sense of humor has served me more than it has hurt me - just in the sense that it has allowed me to keep my sanity.
It's just my natural way - to be funny. I don't know why that is. But as I've said, humor is a quick cover for shock, horror, confusion. The critics hate funny writers for the most part. They think funny is not serious, but I think that funny can be even more serious than nonfunny. And it can be more affecting, too.
Anyone in the humor business isn't thinking clearly if he doesn't surround himself with idea people. Otherwise, you settle for mediocrity - or you burn yourself out.
I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person.
I'm actually a perpetual 13-year-old. I've never advanced beyond 13. Every day, tomorrow is my 14th birthday. That's my kind of humor.