I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing.

I cannot recognise either the Palestinian state or the Israeli state. The Palestinians are idiots and the Israelis are idiots.

I'm not a dumb idiot just because of what I wear.

What is grand is necessarily obscure to weak men. That which can be made explicit to the idiot is not worth my care.

I go from being in front of 2,000 people, shot-gunning beers on stage and acting like a complete idiot, to being in a Mommy and Me class, waving a little pink handkerchief around 12 hours later!

I'm a sports idiot - watching it, playing it, making conversation about it - I got nothing.

I'm not a complete idiot that just accuses people of something without having my reasons to believe what it is I'm saying.

I'm an idiot.

If you are strong and fighting the weak, then if you kill your opponent then you are a scoundrel... if you let him kill you, then you are an idiot.

To have drunkards, idiots, horse-racing, rumselling rowdies, ignorant foreigners, and silly boys fully recognized, while we ourselves are thrust out from all the rights that belong to citizens, it is too grossly insulting to... be longer quietly submitted to.

Eric Bischoff is a total, complete idiot, maybe the single stupidest idiot that ever got into wrestling.

I really love idiot, enlightened characters - these characters who fail to engage with the drama of their immediate circumstances; they fail to be reactive and enrolled by drama as it happens around them.

Nothing is more humiliating than to see idiots succeed in enterprises we have failed in.

I suddenly realised, hey, I'm not a lazy idiot, I'm an idler! It's something to aspire to, it's part of the creative process! That's fantastic!

Comic books aren't nerdy. You'd have to be an idiot to think computers are nerdy.

Boxing's a sport that gives you licence to act like an idiot, I think.

Thirty guys equals five percent die-off among active wingsuit base jumpers. That means there's a flaw in our system and you're an idiot if you think anything else. I'm smart enough to know that five percent means it could be me.

President Trump should be considered to be a useful idiot and a fellow traveler, which makes him an unwitting agent of Putin.

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.

I used to work at Sirius. And when I got my job at Sirius, I was only 21. It was my first job out of college. And when I think back to what 21 was, though, you're an idiot.