My friends joke that I raised the Titanic and never left the Rockies.

I liked The Trickster because he was The Flash's Joker. I liked Solomon Grundy, too.

Multiculturalism is a white people joke.

It devastates me now that I have been reduced to a Hollywood statistic - another joke marriage.

It's fun to pick the worst jokes you can think of.

I joke that being a university president is akin to being a pinata. But there are also notions of redemption.

The insular arrogance of the English character is a commonplace joke.

Am I over existing or am I over existing? That's my inside joke.

In my deepest parts of sadness, I'm always making a joke or being sarcastic.

I got all sorts of great Nebraska jokes.

Each week, we might write 500 jokes for 'Weekend Update,' and ultimately, we can only do about 10.

For me, a great joke is an idea expressed in extremely concentrated form.

I'm not someone to joke around with.

Never steal jokes.

The joke or the pratfall is easy for me to do.

Really, I'm pretty laid-back, always cracking jokes.

I joke that we're not dissimilar to a rock band in the '70s.

When I did 'Spamalot,' the joke was that I was a foot taller than Tim Curry.

Most of my jokes are racist - usually about the Irish.

Everybody I know is a joke writer.