We used to drink an awful lot of alcohol.

If you substitute marijuana for tobacco and alcohol, you'll add eight to 24 years to your life.

Johnny Depp is probably the best actor.

If you substitute marijuana for tobacco and alcohol, you'll add eight to 24 years to your life.

Johnny Depp is probably the best actor.

Oh you know, I've been writing a novel.

I'm a big fan of the effects of alcohol.

Oh my God, I could watch Jennifer Coolidge for hours.

My mother's father was the behavioral psychologist, John B. Watson.

I've never had a sip of alcohol.

Oh, I'm completely OCD about neatness.

I don't really like to drink. I don't like the way alcohol feels or tastes. On occasion I'll do it as a social thing, just to kind of go, 'Hey! I did something with you guys!'

I loved John Lennon, by the way.

I really want to work with Tim Burton and Johnny Depp.

John Ashcroft is not a patriot, John Ashcroft is a descendant of Joseph McCarthy.

I hate all adverts for alcohol. They're evil. All of them.

To watch people dancing is the most entertaining thing on the planet and, as they take in more alcohol, the better it gets!

I've worked with Jack Warner and Jimmy Stewart - and Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, and Johnny Depp twice. I've had dinners with Fred Astaire and Cary Grant.

Oh, I'm terrible at travel.

Oh, I've been in love with every woman I've ever worked with.