'No' is an entire sentence in itself. No means no, and when somebody says it, you need to stop.

When I found out that there was eight Presidents before George Washington, I wanted to smack somebody.

A lot of times when you keep it real with somebody, you can't expect them to keep it real with you.

It's easier to rip somebody to shreds while you're making them laugh.

To me, it's very exhilarating when somebody else does a great thing, and it's not me.

I've never been the type of guy to be somebody I'm not.

If there's such a thing as somebody having nine lives, I guess I'm somewhat in that category.

You can like somebody without agreeing with all of their policies.

I don't think I'm somebody that dominates the ball a lot.

When everyone is somebody, then no one's anybody.

Make yourself necessary to somebody.

I ain't good-lookin', but I'm somebody's angel child.

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't.

They don't give you gold medals for beating somebody. They give you gold medals for beating everybody.

You can't be satirical and not be offensive to somebody.

My entire career, everybody says I need to punch somebody.

If somebody mistreats you, treat 'em good. That kills 'em.

We all have fundamental beliefs of one sort or another, and it is very threatening if somebody is saying they're wrong.

I'm too old to adapt to somebody else's ways.

There was no precedent. If I asked somebody, 'What do you expect me to do?' they all looked blank. They had no idea; nobody had much idea.