If I had a caterer that lived at home, it would be fabulous!

Who would have thought that in the 1950s, Burbank was a hotbed of international espionage?

I would like to produce, and eventually, I would like to direct.

Britain has national honor. It would not have allowed Israel to meddle in its internal affairs.

Ian Smith thought his Rhodesia would last 1,000 years: it lasted less than 15.

I would like to write a movie and, if it wasn't too crazy, also direct.

I would normally never set out to write a trilogy.

I would rather not meddle in the domestic politics of the United States.

I didn't have any idea that I would be able to have a career in film.

If I had met Judd Nelson in my late twenties, I would have been pretty enamored!

Simon would not want to audition in front of Simon.

The result of this union would be, not the fortuitous result of a series of approximations and concessions, but the harmonious synthesis of two aspects of a single thought.

We've never had a hungrier player than Federer and Nadal and I would say that Nadal is probably much hungrier than Federer.

If there was no Internet, my career would have ended in 1995.

If the U.K. were threatening to withdraw from Europe, I would certainly want Scotland to be out of that.

If I can't write it would be as if I died.

When I used to have braces, I would match my rubber bands to the season.

I knew what my scripts would say before I opened them: 'Enter Conchita.' I played handmaidens, Indian squaws, and Mexican dancers.

If Daryl stopped touring it would be a big part of him missing.

I would really love to work with Clint Eastwood.