I can't write another breakup record. That would be a real cliche.

I'd get invited to parties, and instead it would be these abandoned houses.

This would not be a problem if I were driving a snowplow.

If I was a second-team player, I probably would have gone to uni.

I would never do another sitcom. It was so boring I wanted to pull my fingernails off.

Naturally, no march on Washington would be complete without its counter-demonstration.

Ralph Waldo Emerson would definitely be my homeboy.

If Barack Obama weren't a U.S. citizen, I'm sure Bill and Hillary Clinton would have figured that out by now.

My acronym is WWSJD: What Would Steve Jobs Do?

I never thought in my wildest dreams that I would have turned pro at 17.

Britney would make a better prostitute than Christina. She's thicker.

If there was another Dr. Quinn movie, I would do it in a heartbeat.

I would love to be in Manchester on the roster.

I heard some stuff recently from Julian Casablancas, and his solo stuff is amazing. If I could write with anyone, it would be him.

I would hope everyone would be a feminist.

I never thought I would get signed to a label.

Nobody would hire me for TV, not that they should.

Lincoln merely nominally freed the bodies of Negroes. But Debs would free the bodies and minds of Negroes.

I would do anything I could to try to make sure that Lena Headey wins an Emmy.

Had I been to Uttarakhand in the '80s and '90s, surely I would have filmed many scenes of my films here.