When you've been on a programme called 'An Idiot Abroad' job offers aren't exactly flying in.

If I thought of myself as a movie star, I'd be an idiot. I don't know anyone who thinks like that. I don't even know movie stars who think like that.

There is a special Providence that watches over idiots, drunken men, and boys.

Go for a business that any idiot can run - because sooner or later, any idiot probably is going to run it.

CIA officers aren't idiots. They knew they were heading into deep water - legally and morally - when they signed up for the interrogation program. That's part of the agency's ethos - doing the hard jobs that other departments prudently avoid.

When I started out in the duck-call business, my college buddies would come in and say, 'Robertson, you have a college degree. What are you doing?' Then they drove away saying, 'What an idiot!' Thirty-five years later, they're saying, 'The sucker's a genius!'

I would be an idiot to say comedy is easy, but it does come naturally. It never feels forced.

The thing about interviews is that if someone interviews you, and they're an idiot, then they make you sound like an idiot, too. They ask you stupid questions, and they bring you down to their level. It's tempting to not ever want to talk to anybody, but you can't do that.

I've always been an idiot, so doing voices and being a goof has always been a part of who I am.

As for relationships, I know nothing. I'm an idiot; I can't get it right.

When I was in New York for 'White's Lies,' I saw 'American Idiot' and 'Hair.' I loved both of those.

Without insecurities, I think one becomes a little bit of an idiot.

People need to focus on bigger issues instead of whether George Bush is an idiot or not.

I'm a sports idiot - watching it, playing it, making conversation about it - I got nothing.

Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.

You can't get any movement larger than five people without including at least one flippin idiot.

If I hadn't been part of '3 Idiots,' I would have felt bloody jealous.

Everybody meets a lot of idiots in their line of work, not just in music.

Once you're able to look like an idiot and be OK with it, it opens up your potential.