If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty.

Damn your principles! Stick to your party.

I have over a hundred wigs, I like to change them damn near every hour.

If you want to be a national brand, damn act like it.

Money may not buy happiness, but it can damn well give it!

I jump around in the plotting stage, where I basically just make a bulleted list of every damn thing that happens in the entire book.

I have always hated that damn James Bond. I'd like to kill him.

There's no damn business like show business - you have to smile to keep from throwing up.

My problem anywhere is the damn Republicans closed out the independents from being able to vote in the primary.

It's clear Trump and the Republicans in Washington don't give a damn about anyone like me or anyone who doesn't think like them.

When I got the script for 'Eclipse,' I thought it was a damn good story.

I've been kicked out of every damn church I've ever belonged to.

Fools, most linguists. Damn all to say in one language, so they learn another and say damn all in that.

People want subways, folks... subways, subways. They don't want these damn streetcars blocking up our city!

These damn smartphones have enabled us to do far more than we were ever meant to all at once.

I hate those damn streetcars - they are just a pain in the rear-end. You get behind them and you can't get around them and then you get your cyclists too.

I bet there ain't anybody in South Africa wearing a button saying 'Free Compton' or 'California.' They don't give a damn about us, so why should we give a damn about them?

If an ad campaign is built around a weak idea - or as is so often the case, no idea at all - I don't give a damn how good the execution is, it's going to fail.

I reserve the right to tell shaggy dog stories or even common jokes as part of what I'm doing. I don't give a damn if half the audience walks out.

Favorite rap album? Damn. Lil Wayne's mixtapes... He got a lot of good mixtapes like 'Da Drought 3.'