I have never known anyone worth a damn who wasn't irascible.

Ted Cruz, Rand Paul, Mike Lee, and others who raced to the microphones at the slightest hint of Obama overstepping the lines were damn quiet as Trump wildly colored outside the lines of any rational version of executive power.

When you're 89, dementia develops. I mean, I've told a story onstage, and I'm telling it with a full heart, and I forgot the damn punch line.

Breasts and bottoms look boringly alike. Faces, though, can be quite different and a damn sight more interesting!

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.

Just write about what bites you and damn the rest.

Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very'; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.

I'm not a great player, but I'm a damn good one.

I used to tour the theatres and clubs with an 18-foot luxury caravan strapped to the back of my Roller - it was a damn site more comfortable than most hotels.

In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn.

I worry so much. Like, 'Damn, how can I be excellent?' But it's a journey.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. I've written 29 damn plays. Isn't that enough?

What's wrong with 'Mario Bros. 3?' Not a damn thing.

Damn you villains, who are you? And from whence came you?

It's those damn critics again.

Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!

Superhuman effort isn't worth a damn unless it achieves results.

If I'm the champion, the whole UFC division should be ashamed of themselves for a guy that had no damn skills being the champion. They should all just go relocate somewhere.

I don't want to be Babe Ruth. He was a great ballplayer. I'm not trying to replace him. The record is there and damn right I want to break it, but that isn't replacing Babe Ruth.

The average user doesn't give a damn what happens, as long as (1) it works and (2) it's fast.