I've got more skills in my pinky finger than half the damn guys in the UFC.

Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!

I don't give a damn about the stock market. But I do care about jobs.

I cook some damn good eggs!

Once women are not excluded, I don't think any of us will give a damn what pronouns are used. That wasn't the point.

It's not true that life is one damn thing after another; it's one damn thing over and over.

I don't give a damn about Hollywood.

Sometimes, when I look at Bollywood, I think, Damn, this is dream stuff.'

But I always wound up being the damn John, when I wanted to be the Paul.

Republicans don't give a damn about anti-Semitism. They just don't care.

Consumers don't give a damn about what device they're playing on. They just want to play it everywhere. They want to be playing on the console and then take it off to the bus.

I didn't know a damn thing about style.

The Democrats keep repeating over and over again, 'the President is not above the law.' I've said it before, 'the President is not above the law' but he damn sure shouldn't be below it either.

My problem anywhere is the damn Republicans closed out the independents from being able to vote in the primary.

You eat salad and you're hungry the next 30 minutes and you're hungrier from when you ate the damn salad.

Once you realize just the sort of glut of books that exists out there, it does become incumbent on you not to add to it unless you have a damn good reason.

Though by whim, envy, or resentment led, they damn those authors whom they never read.

Easy reading is damn hard writing.

I'm always so overly transparent that sometimes I'm like, damn, am I saying too much? Should I say this? Should I not say this?

For 10 or 11 years, I had my kids, I wrote four or five books, and I was working all the damn time.