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The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.

All emotion is involuntary when genuine.

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.

Saya adalah seorang lelaki tua dan telah mengetahui banyak penderitaan, tetapi kebanyakan dari mereka tidak pernah terjadi.

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.

Lalu, apakah Injil konsistensi yang sejati? Perubahan. Siapakah pria yang benar-benar konsisten? Pria yang berubah. Karena perubahan adalah hukum keberadaannya, dia tidak bisa konsisten jika dia tetap dalam kebiasaan.

The public is the only critic whose opinion is worth anything at all.

Pemuliaan yang baik terdiri dari menyembunyikan seberapa banyak kita berpikir tentang diri kita sendiri dan betapa sedikitnya kita memikirkan orang lain.

Kebutuhan adalah ibu yang mengambil peluang.

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon.

The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it.

Siapapun yang berbahagia akan membuat orang lain berbahagia juga.

I never smoke to excess - that is, I smoke in moderation, only one cigar at a time.