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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Ketika saya berusia empat belas tahun, ayah saya begitu bodoh sehingga saya tidak tahan menghadapi orang tua itu. Tetapi, ketika saya berusia dua puluh satu, saya kagum pada berapa banyak yang telah dia pelajari dalam tujuh tahun.

Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation.

Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired.

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress.

It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.

I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know.

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.

Kemartiran mencakup banyak dosa.

Adam adalah orang yang paling beruntung; dia tidak memiliki ibu mertua.

Setiap kali Anda menemukan diri Anda di sisi mayoritas, sekarang saatnya untuk berhenti sejenak dan bercermin.

All generalizations are false, including this one.

There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.

Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation.

'Classic.' A book which people praise and don't read.

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven.