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There are lies, damned lies and statistics.

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms.

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.

I can live for two months on a good compliment.

No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon.

India has 2,000,000 gods and worships them all. In religion, all other countries are paupers; India is the only millionaire.

Semakin tua usia saya, semakin jelas saya mengingat hal-hal yang tidak pernah terjadi.

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape.

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives.

Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one - keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy.

There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded.

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

Why shouldn't truth be stranger than fiction? Fiction, after all, has to make sense.

Bekerjalah bagaikan tak butuh uang.

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

The secret of getting ahead is getting started.

Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.