My father was the kind of guy who'd always say 'Throw out any subject and I got a joke on it.'

I'm a plethora of stolen jokes and kitschy references.

I did a show called 'What A Country,' with Yakov Smirnoff and Don Knotts. I used to write jokes for Yakov's stand-up act.

Live TV is no joke.

I can't write a joke. I could never write. I do a lot of stories and I call them stories, but they're just comedy recitals on a given subject.

Witticism. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted and seldom noted; what the Philistine is pleased to call a joke.

Neil Hamburger writes such cutting jokes.

I used to joke that I came to England - not to the U.S. where most Koreans go - because I like Arthur Conan Doyle and Agatha Christie.

I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.

Sure, I'm sensitive about my weight. I don't do fat jokes.

What's cool about Twitter is that you can make a joke about something very of-the-moment or random that I wouldn't be able to joke about in stand-up.

There is only so many times you can say, 'Trump tweeted something that was bad.' That is not a joke to me.

You can never have a thousand percent batting average on jokes - it's just never going to happen.

You can't just yell jokes at people.

I think you make better jokes when you don't break logic for the joke, unless you make a movie just about jokes.

I've actually phased out the misogynistic jokes because I used to think that everyone knew that I was joking.

The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.

Who am I to say CM Punk is a joke?

If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.

Several of my uncles are comedians. My father is a comedian; my grandfather was known for his jokes. It definitely runs in the family.